Injections

I’m still so annoyed, I still think I’m injecting different doses each week. I talked to my doc about it and he said small fluctuations shouldn’t make a big difference especially because male range starts at 350ish and I’m somewhere in the 400 area so I have room to drop if I don’t get a full dose. I’m going to ask Publix if they have a 1ml syringe instead of a 3ml so that it reads more accurately.  

4am

I’m trying to finish my paper once and for all but I keep on getting distracted by terrible dysphoria. I can’t stop thinking about top surgery and it’s just making me so sad.

If I don’t finish this paper, I fail the class. That’s how my professor set it up. My brain isn’t letting me get anything done and I don’t know what to do. I technically should have had it finished by today at 6 so I could get extra credit, but that’s not happening. I’m a complete mess. 

"I’m so tired I look pretty high" selfie. Also "waiting 45 minutes alone at the Endo’s" selfie

"I’m so tired I look pretty high" selfie. Also "waiting 45 minutes alone at the Endo’s" selfie

  • DC:
    Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel:
    YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC:
    We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel:
    HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC:
    The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel:
    DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC:
    After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel:
    PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC:
    We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel:
    NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC:
    We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel:
    NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC:
    We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel:
    FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC:
    Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel:
    NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC:
    Wait-
  • Marvel:
    NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC:
    I didn't-
  • Marvel:
    NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel:
    TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel:
    PEACE

Source: shingeki-no-unicorns

Originally from Skell: Fantardus Fangirlus

pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

(via camdrogynous)

jammi-dodger:

sherbetlemon007:

Went to the beach with our friends today, thought I’d share a couple photos of us - crazy proud, pleased and happy for Jamie. It’s the best feeling to see him so happy, confident and free (: <3

Had such a great day. You’re the best <3

That car though

crime-of-the-century:

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

(via stereofeathers)